<\/a>Perceptive readers may notice a minor problem in the above graph. There is a definite optimization problem. Most of our operations are executing on a single thread, and that thread is yours truly.<\/p>\nIs there a solution?<\/h4>\n
Probably. The best course of action would probably be a more specific separation of powers. With the exception of the Editor-in-Chief<\/em> (bet you can’t guess who that is), there is no distinct role for anyone in Blasted Science. Changing that would be nice. This concludes the commentary.<\/p>\nFull Transparency Report<\/strong><\/h2>\nOperations<\/h4>\n\n- Content production is currently at 40% of its average rate, but that is expected to change very soon.<\/li>\n
- Content production quality<\/em> is at an all time high. Quality is much higher than originally expected.<\/li>\n
- Employee morale is acceptable.<\/li>\n
- Employee participation is at 25% of its theoretical maximum.<\/li>\n
- Blasted Science has completed preparations for their video content, and created two proof-of-concept videos. Investors’ confidence in the company surged following both of these videos.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Revenue<\/h4>\n\n- Q4 2016 Gross Income: Zero thousand dollars.<\/li>\n
- Stock price has stabilized at NaN.<\/li>\n
- Site viewership has grown by 73.4% over Q3.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Company Progress<\/h4>\n
As is well known, Blasted Science has long measured their progress with the following five phases:<\/p>\n
Phase I: Site is created. Content creation begins.<\/p>\n
Phase II: Content creation begins to reach the BS Quality Threshold\u2122. Video creation begins.<\/p>\n
Phase III: BS Quality Threshold\u2122 is reached. Massive advertising campaign begins.<\/p>\n
Phase IV: ???<\/p>\n
Phase V: Profit.<\/p>\n
During Q4 2016, Blasted Science reached Phase II. Phase III is expected to be during Q2 2017 at the latest.<\/p>\n
Plans for Q1 2017<\/h4>\n\n- Video production is set to ramp up significantly.<\/li>\n
- Preparation for Phase III begins.<\/li>\n
- Top-level reorganization. Executive staff expected to change roles.<\/li>\n
- Dumpster diving season begins.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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This concludes our quarterly report. Thank you for your time. Blasted Science is always honored to be able to serve the public.<\/p>\n
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